Quick Flash 04/10/2007 - Franzi Van Almsick

• Tiger Woods can do incredible things with a golf club. Just ask Elin.
• DIII school shows no mercy in 56 run victory. John Kreese must be their sensei...err, coach.
• Crazy people in Ohio take their Buckeye love too far by naming their kid Tressel Hayes. Watch him go to Michigan.
• Could the 90's homer explosion have less to do with steroids and more to do with umpires? I'll ask Barry's batting helmet and see what it says.
• BYU football players break down door after getting pegged with water balloon. Maybe they were just seeing if the occupants had a few minutes to talk about their faith?
• The Mets can't lose and the Phillies can't win.
• Braden Looper pitches two hitter. End of world imminent.
• Nick Saban is an asshole. But that is old news.

2007 Masters Preview

Tiger wins. Mickelson looks fat and frustrated in choking in clutch. John Daly drinks. A lot. Gambles too. Michelle Wie watches at home and swears that she is as good as any guy on the Tour. Pacman contemplates whether to check out the Masters strip clubs.