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- Brandon Wright leaving UNC to turn pro. Guess it's Tyler's team now.
- Bonds hits 739 and 740 over the weekend. Has a guy ever even hit 740 homers in his softball career? Cheater or not, still amazing.
- Red Wings finish off the Flames who are left with going back to pathetically average Canada.
- Warriors take down the Mavs on their home court. An upset might just be brewing as long as Baron Davis can avoid the buffet and trainer's table.
- Nuggets upset the Spurs. Can Ginobli's bald spot save them?
- Nadal beats Federer as the great champ shows that he is weak on clay.
- Jeff Gordon wins to tie Earnhardt and honors him in victory. Tens of thousands of NASCAR fans took out their chew out of respect.
- Red Sox hit 4 straight homers to beat the Yanks. A-Rod makes final out with runner on base, prepares for boos when he returns home.

- OJ named #5 most foolish person of the year. Must have been because that whole book deal fell through. Poor guy can't get a break. (Can't find the link. Trust me on this one).
- Buckeyes win as Green fizzles; Gators repeat outcome of last year's title game.
- Phoenix brings a beatdown to Dallas as Dirk leaves arena limping with tread marks on his back.
- Big Daddy trade falls through when he fails to show up to Denver. Has anyone checked the Texas beaches yet?
- Jimmie Johnson edges Jeff Gordon in turning left 500 times the fastest. Gordon has him beat in the hot wife department though.
- Pressel is youngest LPGA major champ at 18. I wonder if she has a prom date yet?
- Barbaro's saddle is being auctioned off. Come one. That is like auctioning off Jesus' robes before he was crucified. Wait a minute...
- Donald Trump triumphs over Vince McMahon and keeps his head from being shaved. Can you really shave a toupee though?
- Indians play Cardinals in Civil Rights Game. I can only imagine the amount of protesters for that one. Good thing today's Indians are only proficient with a bottle or deck of card rather than a bow and arrow or there could have been some serious problems.