Nothing like going out for a little jaunt on the grounds of your Long Island estate, lighting up a nice morning Cuban as you watch the sunrise over the coastal horizon. Then you find a severed leg. That is precisely what happened to James Dolan, CEO of Cablevision, the NY Knicks, and the NY Rangers. No word yet on whether the wash up is a random occurrence or a result of Dolan's "tough negotiation" style. Also in question is who the leg once belonged to (Penny Hardaway anyone?). Either way, whenever I cut off a guys leg I am careful to let the leg decompose in a bathtub full of hydrochloric acid so that it doesn't accidentally turn up if the tide is weird or a dog digs it up.
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