Quick Flash 03/16/2007 - Summer Sanders

• NBA All-Star Game to go overseas? Trading thugs shooting bouncers for soccer hooligans flipping over cars and burning them? Seems like a great trade. Billy King must somehow be involved.
• Pippen still begging for teams...
• Kris Benson out for season with rotator cuff injury. Maybe it occurred from slapping around a certain person's funbags just a little too much?
• Streets of Chicago will be safe for four months.
• Scott Pollard want your kids to do drugs. No doubt that Josh Heytvelt blames him for his psychedelic problems.
• Big Daddy is MIA. Then again Miami is awfully close to the Bermuda Triangle...
• D-league guy has his own shoe? What? What's next? Best guy at Bally's gets a deal?