Quick Flash 05/24/2007 - Kaitlin Sandeno

• The winner of last night's NBA game was...oh yeah, they didn't schedule a game so that they could really drag out the playoffs longer than they should.
• Apolo Anton Ohno wins Dancing With the Stars and he did it without tripping any Koreans.
• Clemens gets roughed up in minor league start. Must have been that 6-legged turkey he ate on the Madden Cruiser. Those things have a way of upsetting stomachs.
• Penn State players will clean up the stadium after home games this season. I always knew that those guys were convicts. Now they're starting to act like them.
• Yanks dump the loud mouthed Curt Schilling as the Sox get pasted.