In a world where Maria Sharapova is a UN ambassador, Joe Rogan is apparently much more than a talking head for the UFC. He is a comedian, which is humorous in itself because I've never heard him spout anything remotely funny. Anyway he is in a war with an even unfunnier comedian, good old Carlos Mencia, and it got him banned from the Comedy Store. I would like to see them compete to the death in a three pronged competition involving a UFC fight, a Fear Factor eating donkey poop and deer genitals contest, and a stand-up war. This competition would be funnier and more entertaining than either of them in their entire careers with the added bonus that one of them would no longer be alive afterward.
