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- Brandon Wright leaving UNC to turn pro. Guess it's Tyler's team now.
- Bonds hits 739 and 740 over the weekend. Has a guy ever even hit 740 homers in his softball career? Cheater or not, still amazing.
- Red Wings finish off the Flames who are left with going back to pathetically average Canada.
- Warriors take down the Mavs on their home court. An upset might just be brewing as long as Baron Davis can avoid the buffet and trainer's table.
- Nuggets upset the Spurs. Can Ginobli's bald spot save them?
- Nadal beats Federer as the great champ shows that he is weak on clay.
- Jeff Gordon wins to tie Earnhardt and honors him in victory. Tens of thousands of NASCAR fans took out their chew out of respect.
- Red Sox hit 4 straight homers to beat the Yanks. A-Rod makes final out with runner on base, prepares for boos when he returns home.
- Adam Dunn hits a home run with an assist from Xavier Nady. Don't we all wish we could get assists so helpful.
- Jason Kidd and Vince Carter get double triple-doubles. Of course VC's doesn't count because it was in a contract year.
- Michigan State wins the NCAA Hockey Title after Drew Neitzel explodes with 24 goals in the second half.
- Ricky Williams no longer smokes weed and credits it to yoga. And he wants to play football again.
- Kevin Durant and Candace Parker win the Wooden Awards. In a down year I guess someone has to win these awards.
- Apparently a baseball game will never be played in Cleveland this year without snow interfering due to intense amounts of Global Warming.
- Someone other than Tiger Woods wins the Masters. The world pretends that Woods won anyway.
- Dwayne Wade comes back in a losing effort. Apparently the refs never realized that he was playing and were unable to effect the outcome in time.
- Tai-chi helps prevent shingles but no word on how effective it is in combating AIDS and poverty.
