Jean Strahan Sucks

You know a divorce is getting bitter when, after getting over $15M dollars awarded to her, including the house, your crazy ex-wife just starts selling your stuff for rock bottom prices to people at a yard sale. Pro Bowls bags, TVs, gloves, whatever, all going to the highest bitter. At least she hasn't pulled a Lorena Bobbit on him yet.

Kidd proving well rounded game off-court

Jason Kidd, proving his versatility well beyond points, assists, and rebounds, achieved the coveted triple double of extra marital affairs: hooking up with TV reporters, strippers, and cheerleaders. Though well behind Magic Johnson's career triple double total of 138, Kidd still has a shot at overtaking him in the sexual depravity rankings, especially with his looming divorce promising to free him for more "playing time". Kidd promises to get more aggressive with his scoring and to increase his versatility to include more Nets employees and season ticket holders, vowing to do anything for the team. Expect a lot of stats this weekend at the All-Star Game despite the fact that he is not playing.