Jason Kidd, proving his versatility well beyond points, assists, and rebounds, achieved the coveted triple double of extra marital affairs: hooking up with TV reporters, strippers, and cheerleaders. Though well behind Magic Johnson's career triple double total of 138, Kidd still has a shot at overtaking him in the sexual depravity rankings, especially with his looming divorce promising to free him for more "playing time". Kidd promises to get more aggressive with his scoring and to increase his versatility to include more Nets employees and season ticket holders, vowing to do anything for the team. Expect a lot of stats this weekend at the All-Star Game despite the fact that he is not playing.
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