Monday, February 26, 2007

Duke lacrosse makes triumphant return

The Duke men's lacrosse team made a triumphant return to competition by dispatching Dartmouth 17-11 this weekend after having their 2006 season cancelled amid the accusations of a disgruntled stripper. The Duke program, vindicated both on the field and in the courtroom, looks forward to putting the past behind them and pursuing an NCAA championship. The players celebrated the victory by running the train on a helpless stripper while taunting her with racial slurs and SAT superiority.

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