Friday, February 16, 2007

Haywood undisputed champion of Wizards

Brendan Haywood taunted the fallen pugilists left in his wake when he declared himself 3-0 and undisputed heavyweight champion of the Wizards. Former opponent Etan Thomas had no comment as he is still recovering from torn dreadlocks as a result of Haywood's devastating cattie hair pull maneuver. Word on the street is the Wizards are looking at bringing in Bob Sapp to both control the boards and "challenge" the paper heavyweight champ that many see Haywood as being. After all the only guy he's ever beaten is a poet, and not even a rugged warrior-poet in the William Wallace mold.

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