Thursday, February 15, 2007

Maria Sharapova cares about mutants.

Apparently Maria Sharapova is a UN Goodwill Ambassador. I'm willing to wager that she might just be the best looking one too. She had this to say about her endeavors in her homeland:
"My first step is to focus on the Chernobyl-affected region, where my
family has roots," Sharapova said Wednesday during a ceremony at the United
Nations. "Today, it is poverty and lack of opportunities that pose the greatest
threat for young people in the Chernobyl region."
I think that it's not poverty and lack of opportunities that cause the greatest threat, but third eyes, lack of vital organs, and slimy forrest monsters that steal healthy newborns that are the real issue here.

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