Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Steroid Going Out of Business Sale!

Federal and state narcotics agents raided two pharmacies in Orlando Tuesday as part of an ongoing steroid probe. Gary Matthews Jr, Jason Grimsley, a body building champion as well as loads of high school and collegiate athletes are linked to the pharmacies. News is sure to leak out regarding a specific list of customers of the pharmacy. In the meantime the pharmacies are running a special going out of business sale to liquidate any remaining inventory still hidden from the police. This liquidation will take place in the parking lot of the Arnold Classic this weekend with the hope that the authorities will be so focused on keeping the Governator safe from the mobs of fans that they won't notice what is going on outside on the streets, similar to the NBA All Star Game in Vegas situation.

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