Monday, March 12, 2007

Obligatory Pacman story

Pacman can not seem to enter general society at any point without some manner of violent encounter occurring. Pacman was recently bowling with friends when a man approached him and threatened to beat him up and use a knife on him. The man was arrested for aggravated assault. My amazing deductive abilities lead me to believe that there is no way that the incident was that simple. I refuse to believe that Pacman lives in a live action video game in which attackers just spring up out of the blue and attack for no reason. My explanation is that Pacman, realizing that he has claimed thug male dominance over all strip clubs, is looking to snatch back Iverson's bowling alley street cred and add "Kingpin" to his list of nicknames.

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