Pacman has crossed another felony off of his wishlist when he was charged with felony assault of an officer by the Georgia courts. Pacman is confident in his ability to get off with a slap on the wrist from this latest arrest. Sources say he is planning to use his considerable wealth to hire some of the superteam of lawyers, including such notable names as Johnnie Cochran and Robert Kardashian, that helped his boyhood hero, OJ Simpson, avoid double homicide charges in the 90's despite being obviously guilty. Word is the team is trying to spin the attack on the officer as a Rodney King style police beating and is even working on coming up with some "enhanced" video of the scene. Pacman declined to comment on future felonies on his wishlist, but hunting homeless people for sport is believed to be the next in line.