Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Sizemore's looks can kill

Grady Sizemore is the epitome of a five tool player. So much so that he is actually a six tool player when you count his ravishing good looks. His model quality appearance has even resulted in an increase in attendance to Tribe games during his tenure as a fan club has sprouted up called Grady's Ladies. Members of the club wear a pink shirt proudly displaying "Mrs. Sizemore" during the games. But while everyone knows that Sizemore is a heck of a player and is pretty good looking, I don't think anyone realized that his looks could kill. That is just what happened last summer when a co-founder of the club was found shot to death in a murder-suicide by her extremely jealous boyfriend. The lesson: beware the good looks of Grady Sizemore, or just don't date nutcases that flip their lid over competition from TV celebrities.

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