Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Soccer Moms Start Brainwashing

Soccer moms are quickly becoming as crazy as beauty pageant moms and hockey parents in terms of the brutalities that they are willing to visit upon their children in order for them to succeed in meaningless teenage contests. This mom was crazy enough to leave her daughter on the side of her freeway after her failure to recite lines about improving her performance correctly. Doesn't this sound pretty similar to the stuff that went on with American troops captured and tortured by the Vietnamese? Reciting over and over about how bad the US government was while being deprived of necessities like food, water, shelter,..and rides home from soccer tournaments. Let's hope that other crazy sports parents do not get a hold of any brainwashing techniques or it could be the first sign of the Apocalypse.

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