Quick Flash 05/04/2007 - Jackie Frank

• A great fake blog written by "Carl Pavano."
• Jazz beat Rockets to force game 7, AK-47 has to postpone plans for offseason "cheat" weekend.
• Artest gets 100 hours of community service and ten days of a work project. No word yet on whether the work project will involve setting up a community dog fighting center.
• Vick was connected to pit bull breeding at the dog fighting house via a website.
• Randy Moss not really the jerk he is made out to be.