Thursday, May 3, 2007

Traylor Gets In Trouble For Something Not Involving Food.

Robert "Tractor" Traylor, besides proving that a fat and lazy guy can make millions just based on being 6'9" or taller, has also proved the theory that the only thing that should be laundered is dirty clothing and large bibs from all-you-can-eat buffets. Traylor is facing charges of laundering $4M of drug money for his cousin, who happened to be the greatest marijuana kingpin in the city of Detroit's history (which is probably the equivalent of breaking Hank Aaron's HR record). In addition to the laundering charges, Traylor is facing tax evasion charges for claiming a loss on the two apartment buildings purchased in his name with drug money from his cousin. Traylor is not considered a flight risk while awaiting trial as the law has gone so far as to allow him to travel to Spain to play basketball. They must know that all they need to find Traylor again is leave a plate of pork products and sugar cookies by the rear door of the jail.

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