Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Florida replaces luster with crap

No one knows whether it was the horrifying image of Pat Summit wearing a cheerleader's outfit or the pep talk given by "The Legend" Peyton Manning, but Florida basketball fell for the third time in their last four games after last nights game against the Volunteers. The loses have prompted many local business owners to give up on the team and donate the "2007 NCAA Championship" T-shirts that have already been printed to a local homeless shelter before they become completely valueless. A spokesman from the homeless shelter says they intend to use the shirts as an alternative to toilet paper in the cases in which the drunken hobo bum poo is especially vicious and dangerous. Here's hoping the Gators can take such a soiling both on and off the court.

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