SI serves up a healthy dose of Hepatitis

Guests at Sports Illustrated's Annual Swimsuit Issue Release Party expecting to possibly get a case of Hepatitis C from getting lucky with one of the models, were bummed to discover that the only Hepatitis in the mix that night was in the food from Wolfgang Puck's which was laced with type A. Investigators are questioning editors from Maxim and FHM about their whereabouts before the party as they are prime suspects at this point. Also suspected is the always disgruntled Naomi Campbell. No news on whether any models suffered dangerous weight loss as a result of actually eating food for once.