Friday, February 16, 2007

Kerry Wood wins coveted Mr. Glass Award

Kerry Wood has won the coveted and highly sought after Mr. Glass Award by injuring himself for the 15th straight season, this time by falling out of a hot tub. He was honored at the awards ceremony by previous winners like Sammy Sosa, who won for his sneezing injury, Jeff Kent, who was hurt washing his truck, and Mr. Glass Hall of Famer, Ken Griffey Jr, who was hurt yet again playing with his kids. Wood offered thanks to his parents for his brittle bones and frayed tendons and expressed a sincere desire to one day be included in the Mr. Glass Hall of Fame and surpass his idol, Ken Griffey Jr., who narrowly missed winning the award again this year.

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