Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Coach + Hooker = ?s


Richie Anderson, Arizona Cardinals assistant coach, was dismissed from the team as a result of his arrest for soliciting prostitution from an undercover cop in Phoenix. What hasn't become clear at this point is Anderson's reasons for soliciting prostitution. After all why would a millionaire bother himself with a common street walker? I'd say that he was celebrating winning the NFL's Man of the Year Award for high moral character, but he has not won it and it was awarded in January. Could he have been attempting to lose his virginity after a long and shameful string of bedroom failures? It could be that he was just compiling information on how to start his own prostitution ring like some former athletes have done in the past. Or maybe a more unique business venture. Like photographing players having sex with prostitutes and then threatening to release the photos until the cash starts flowing in. Who can really know? Richie Anderson had a limitless future ahead of him as a coach, and questions will always linger as to what exactly he was doing when he was soliciting a prostitute on that fateful Phoenix night. We may never know.

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