Duke lacrosse achieved a historical milestone for the program this week, reaching the #1 ranking in lacrosse for the first time. Let's hope that they don't celebrate the achievement by raping anymore strippers. But seriously school officials were wary of the scandal ridden lacrosse program tarnishing the reputation of a university not known for screw ups in the athletic program. No worries. According to a university study, Duke athletics are tarnish free!