Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Porter, dog trading horses for dolphins.

Jerry Porter, recent recipient of yet another ludicrous free agent contract for an aging mediocre player, is moving on to the Miami Dolphins from the Pittsburgh Steelers. Porter is happy with the money he received in the deal and is looking forward to the challenges ahead of him in disrupting the chemistry of a new team after becoming accustomed to doing so in the Steelers locker room his entire career. All the challenges of the move do not strictly reside with Porter, his pit bull must now adjust to more of a seafood diet as there are a lack of horses in southern Florida.

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