Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Patrick Kerney Rape Palace

A women was allegedly raped at the home of newly signed Seahawks DE Patrick Kerney. The alleged rape occurred Sunday night at a party hosted by Kerney. Kerney did not comment out of respect for the victim who is one of his friends. Evidence seems to suggest that the rapist is at least a friend of a friend of Kerney as well, possibly even a former teammate. Anyway I'm sure that Seattle is glad he is bringing this kid of mayhem to town. Maybe he'll even move into Jerramy Stevens old condo once he gets thrown out or signs with another team. Now instead of used condoms and vomit on their decks, residents will find unconscious victims or even worse wailing ones waking them up in the morning with their cries of assault.

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