Quick Flash 03/29/2007 - Mia Hamm

• CBA coach suspended after Jewish slurs. Weird that one minority would bash others.
• Urbina gets 14 years. Kind of a light sentence for attacking guys with a machete and pouring kerosene on them, but then again those years are gong to be in a Venezuelan jail where he will likely be eating rats and sleeping in swamp water.
• Michael Phelps breaks another world record. With the hot streak Phelps is on he should start playing the lottery.
• OJ Mayo misses the game winner at the McDonald's All American Game. Probably too busy posing for his Hall of Fame bust.
• Sabathia hit by linedrive in last spring training game. Third time in three springs that he's been injured. At least this time it has nothing to do with being fat.
• Ukraine swim coach suspended after hitting daughter at Worlds. Ukraine is not weak! It is strong!