Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Rocker named in steroid probe, denies allegations

Everybody's favorite clown, John Rocker, is in the news again after his name was discovered among the documents in the Orlando steroid ring. Rocker is denying the allegations that he took the HGH illegally, claiming they were part of a prescription for his ailing pitching arm. Rocker is baffled by the situation and can only explain it by blaming it on Koreans, gays, and people with AIDS, who are at fault for most of the world's problems.

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