Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Zach Randolph in Mourning

Zach Randolph was given a few days off by the Blazers after the recent death of his girlfriend's cousin as a result of a shooting in his hometown of Marion, IN. Randolph, horribly stricken with grief spent last Tuesday night celebrating, err mourning, the death at a local strip club while his teammates played a game against the Wizards. Randolph paid tribute to his fallen comrade by paying the strip club at least the $106 on his tab, which likely did not include lap dances or adventures in the champagne room. Nothing sooths one's tears like silicon boobies. Great way to show a commitment to the team that is paying him over $10M/year to suit up for them and play hard. I would definitely want him on my team if I were a contender.

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