Friday, April 6, 2007

Florida Gator Lone Gunman Theory

Ronnie Matthew Wilson, Florida football player, was arrested for firing a semiautomatic rifle in the air during a dispute with another man. I don't think that anyone who goes by three names should be allowed to even look at any sort of gun. Has anyone that goes by three names ever even held a gun without killing someone important? Lee Harvey Oswald. James Earl Ray. Mark David Chapman. John Wilkes Booth. Do we even need to go on? Ronnie Matthew Wilson should have his thumb and index fingers removed so that he is no longer able to fire a gun. The last thing we need is him running around like a loose cannon and assassinating someone important like Carrot Top or something. BTW when did Carrot Top get so diesel? Maybe he did a birthday party show in SF for a certain famous baseball player?

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