Sunday, April 1, 2007

Greece Returns to Middle Ages

Imagine a land where strength rules and the stronger man always wins. Imagine a place where men settle their differences with combat instead of litigation. Imagine a country where your allegiances in women's volleyball can and will get you killed. You don't need to imagine. That place is Greece, where the country recently suspended sports for two weeks after a fan was killed in a riot over women's volleyball. We all know that the best way to solve the country's problems is to get rid of the weaklings by placing all new born babies outside to see if they survive a night in the elements. That way everyone surviving would be strong and mighty and would have better things to do as an adult than fight over women's volleyball. Things like conquering neighboring nations and subjugating their peoples. And lets not forget forcing their women into harems.

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