Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Mr.Universe Seriously Needs Some Candy.

The reigning Mr. Universe was arrested at a California movie theater for assault after behaving erratically at the snack food counter and having to be wrestled down and maced by four police officers. Mr. Universe attributed the incident to a switch in diabetes medication and low blood sugar levels resulting in his violent need for sugary snacks. I feel like investigators haven't looked into this incident enough. Whenever I see someone with low blood sugar they look like they are about to pass out. Not take on four police officers. Don't forget the mace either. I would look more in the area of roid rage. Roid rage is definitely the culprit. I suppose Mr. Universe will say that those needle tracks on his butt are from insulin injections. Yeah...insulin.

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