Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Urlacher Can't Dress Right

Oh the importance of our corporate lives. Where every detail on a person is sold to advertisers like a human billboard. Where a guy gets fined 100k for wearing a hat of a non-NFL sponsor. Ridiculous that life as an athlete has reached such a point of utter minutia. Is he using the NFL sponsored phone? Are those non-Nikes on his feet? Gasp, does his wife have Reeboks on?

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