As China gets ready to host the next Summer Olympics, city officials warned incoming athletes not to drink water from the tap because though it is clean and safe to drink, it could be contaminated from substandard "secondary processes." What exactly these "secondary processes" are remains to be seen? Does the water get dumped dumped directly from the water treatment plant into a river that the neighboring village uses as a toilet due to the lack of plumbing? Does it flow past a "reeducation camp" that uses Chinese water "education" techniques to teach dissidents how to love the state? How will the water quality affect the Olympic Village hot tub orgies?