Thursday, May 10, 2007

Joe Mauer Proves As Pathetic As Jesse Palmer

Joe Mauer, recently named one of America's most eligible bachelors, is having to go the route of reality TV to find himself a mate. Though on the level of the pathetic display of Jesse Palmer on The Bachelor a few years ago, at least Mauer has not signed on for a 16 episode season. But on the other hand, Mauer will probably not get nearly the make out time that Jesse Palmer got. Either way Mauer should get a lot of responses what with his wealth, age, athleticism, good looks and surprisingly low standards of liking "all kinds of women: blondes, brunettes, it doesn't really matter."

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