Tuesday, February 20, 2007

The Glove & Cassell vs. Spanky & the Pony Riders Round 3?

Gary Payton, Sam Cassell, and Jason Caffey have once again defeated Spanky & the Pony Riders, this time in a court of law. Round one saw the trio of NBA players soundly defeat the ensemble cast of strippers on their own home court in front of the club where they danced. Spanky & the Pony Riders were devastated with a series of kicks to the head while on the ground, The Glove's vicious bitch slaps, as well as sticks -and-stones like harsh language. On trial for beating the crap out of a group of male strippers, the trio of NBA players faced off against Spanky & the Pony Riders again, this time in a neutral court of law. Despite a valiant effort that included much sobbing and many tears, the Pony Riders succumbed to the trio's vaunted attack of mean words and high priced attorneys. Disheartened but not defeated, Spanky & the Pony Riders look forward to a rematch as visitors this time, in the home of one of the NBA players at a time and date to be determined. According to Leather Diva, Spanky's right and left hand man, the strippers plan to bring it to the NBA ballers with "stripper gangsta style and flair."

"They won't know when we'll be coming. But they'll know we have by
the white creamy discharge. It will be a painful but tender moment
that none of them will ever forget. I'm gonna give The Glove a taste of a
little more than my backhand"

Here's hoping that Payton, Cassell, and Caffey can hide in the protection of the public eye. Wait a minute? Where's Caffey? I haven't heard from him in a while? Uh oh? White creamy revenge.

No comments: