Monday, April 23, 2007

The Best Family to Breed With

For those of you looking for wives or husbands with stellar athletic genes for the purposes of creating your own small army of ubermen (that is my plan by the way, all interested ladies will find my email address in the top corner of the page under my profile in order to submit their resumes), the Hostetler family appears to be the gene pool to get spliced into. Of the grandchildren of Grandpa Hostetler, 16 of the 19 have played Division I athletics. Wow. Wow. That is all I can say to that one. And who can forget Uncle Jeff and his miracle run to the Super Bowl. Now there is just the matter of finding where the 18-24 year old female Hostetlers reside. Google should be able to help. Google can do anything.

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